I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust
When The Avengers came out I wanted Clint and Natasha to be secret!married so bad, but now after The Winter Soldier I want it even more because Steve finds out and then his first thought is oh my god I kissed a married woman and he doesn’t know whether or not to confess because it was work-related but his conscience is eating away at him and finally he gives in but then he just can’t because Clint’s laughing so damn hard he can’t even hear himself speaking.
i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life
please watch your fucking language
boyfriends, much like communism, are better in theory